Since I have had a recent lack luster dating life, I thought I would continue to share some crazy tales of my friends dating adventures. Plus it’s reassuring that I am not the only that seems to encounter these maladjusted men who have no business pursuing women!
My friend lives in Queens, NY and met a guy from Long Island. He seemed to have a good career and be financially stable. Leading up to their first date they texted and talked to each other a lot. Their first date was meeting up for drinks (yeah, she is following my dating rules!). They both were enjoying themselves at drinks, the touchy-feely flirting like they had knew each other for a long time – very comfortable. They decided to continue with the date and had dinner. He also brought her a box of chocolates. How sweet! Dinner was great and they both seemed very much attracted to each other. He even called to let her know he got home okay.
The next week was that blissful time when two people just meet and really like each other. They were texting each other several times a day. He was calling her and complimenting her continuously. So they planned another outing for Sunday. The plan was to go out to Wineries on Long Island, spend the day together and then go back to his place for a BBQ. Very romantic……or so she thought. Not so much….
After he picks her up, he realizes he has to pee so they stop at his house. Apparently his house has some construction going on and it was a mess. Just odd that you wouldn’t clean up if you are bringing a woman over. Just saying…… The drive was going well but then he didn’t know how to use his GPS and they were passing wineries but he wasn’t stopping. It was a long drive, so my friends was like “let’s stop at one of the places we just passed.” He ends up getting lost and see an upcoming winery so they stop and have a glass and then he wants to take off right away. So my friend is thinking okay – another winery. Right? That is the logical thing. If you make the drive all the way out there you usually stop at a few No, he wants to go back to his place. But….he has to pee again so he stops on the side of the road to go. Nice…..
He turns on the Knicks game in the car, my friend isn’t a big fan and they go to his house. He cooks hot dogs and hamburgers. Yippee!!! And his kitchen is under renovation so everything is a mess. So romantic! Then he turns on Golf. So at this point my friend is like I’m tired and asked him to take her home. On the way back she got downgraded from the Mercedes to the Hundayi.
After driving in silence for awhile, my friends asks if something happen or did she misunderstand? He was said it was obvious they had no chemistry. My friend is thinking where did this nice guy who got my chocolates and was flirting with me on my first date and texting and talking to all week go? Is he bipolar? This guy did a total 180. He gave my friend all the right signals.
How are we suppose to figure these guys out? And what’s with all the peeing?